Please tell me someone can do something funny with this picture

[Kennison]

<a href="http://s249.photobucket.com/albums/gg237/soapyhoneybear/?action=view&current=l_b063ad0f54fd48b5a5444357107ad9-1.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg237/soapyhoneybear/l_b063ad0f54fd48b5a5444357107ad9-1.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

Its a picture of my friend's uncle and I feel like it has some potential. All you creative people out there, please give it a shot.

[HalfKneegrow]

i dont think it can be made worse.

poor guy.

corky looking

[Billy Rob Thornton]

Second!

[Mercs]

<a href="http://s249.photobucket.com/albums/gg237/soapyhoneybear/?action=view&current=l_b063ad0f54fd48b5a5444357107ad9-1.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg237/soapyhoneybear/l_b063ad0f54fd48b5a5444357107ad9-1.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

Its a picture of my friend's uncle and I feel like it has some potential. All you creative people out there, please give it a shot.

[Aven]

LOL

[max p]

ha!

[j.r. 20k]

killshot.

[Daybi]

[HalfKneegrow]

daybi, did you ever save the humpty dumpty pic i made of you? that was awesome.

edit: twinkletoes one u made was quite funny too.

[Daybi]

nah i aint got that around ill check on my old drive lol

[Boondoc]

<a href="http://s249.photobucket.com/albums/gg237/soapyhoneybear/?action=view&current=l_b063ad0f54fd48b5a5444357107ad9-1.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg237/soapyhoneybear/l_b063ad0f54fd48b5a5444357107ad9-1.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

Its a picture of my friend's uncle and I feel like it has some potential. All you creative people out there, please give it a shot.you mean your dad not your friends uncle don't you? (http://i42.tinypic.com/16kt6qo.jpg) what did he do that you want us of all people to shop his picture? he didn't love you enough as a kid did he? or maybe he loved you a litte too much ifyouknowwhatimean.

is this what turned you gay?





or is it what made you a pedo?







i mean jesus christ what is she 14? 15? that's just fucking sick.



i see your father touched your brother inappropriately also. he looks *almost* as gay as you. and boondock saints tats? smh

lastly if you're going to get a windows mobile device get a useful one.

[Daybi]

oh shit

[max p]

*oh snap

[Boondoc]

p.s. welcome to tehbored

[Daybi]

[ladyhiphop]

p.s. welcome to tehbored

lmao.


How do people even stumble upon this board?

[GoneMad713]

damn...

[j.r. 20k]

double killshot.

[Kennison]

Amazing.

[Daybi]

[ladyhiphop]

ewwwwwwwwwwwww

[Kennison]

you mean your dad not your friends uncle don't you? (http://i42.tinypic.com/16kt6qo.jpg) what did he do that you want us of all people to shop his picture? he didn't love you enough as a kid did he? or maybe he loved you a litte too much ifyouknowwhatimean.

is this what turned you gay?





or is it what made you a pedo?







i mean jesus christ what is she 14? 15? that's just fucking sick.



i see your father touched your brother inappropriately also. he looks *almost* as gay as you. and boondock saints tats? smh

lastly if you're going to get a windows mobile device get a useful one.

Ill take it.

[Dave?!]

Ill take it.take what? the 14 yr olds virginity?

[Kennison]

She's not 14. But she is most certainly a slut.

[Encideyamind]

invite her here tell her to ptotg and you never come back.

[adm]

Ewww, ban this pedo. Based on the pics alone, faggit should not be allowed here.

[Huck]

This kid looks like dave's kinfolk.

[Huck]

but gayer.

[adm]

butt gayer.

fix'd

[Walkman Invader]

well done.

[adm]

ayo

[Dave?!]

She's not 14. But she is most certainly a slut.

[Konichiwa Bitches]

p.s. welcome to tehbored

lol. boon is relentless with his bounty hunter work.

[adm]

It makes me wonder....

never mind:um:

[Funk]

smh @ this thread. poor kid

[adm]

Yeah poor kid, she's a victim of pedo.

[max p]

This kid looks like dave's kinfolk.

ha!

daverse

lollers

[Boondoc]

:nplz:

[adm]

Oh god

[adm]

<a href="http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=27943976">Classical Expression</a><br/><object width="425px" height="360px" ><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"/><param name="movie" value="http://mediaservices.myspace.com/services/media/embed.aspx/m=27943976,t=1,mt=video"/><embed src="http://mediaservices.myspace.com/services/media/embed.aspx/m=27943976,t=1,mt=video" width="425" height="360" allowFullScreen="true" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object>

[j.r. 20k]

[Mercs]

how do you know he wasn't talking to someone who was black-washed?

[jean skirt]

lol.

and damn @ the speed in which this happened.

[Aven]

how do you know he wasn't talking to someone who was black-washed?

This is a fair question.

[parkerboy]

i dont think it can be made worse.

poor guy.

corky looking





you mean your dad not your friends uncle don't you? (http://i42.tinypic.com/16kt6qo.jpg) what did he do that you want us of all people to shop his picture? he didn't love you enough as a kid did he? or maybe he loved you a litte too much ifyouknowwhatimean.

is this what turned you gay?





or is it what made you a pedo?







i mean jesus christ what is she 14? 15? that's just fucking sick.



i see your father touched your brother inappropriately also. he looks *almost* as gay as you. and boondock saints tats? smh

lastly if you're going to get a windows mobile device get a useful one.


p.s. welcome to tehbored





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LMAO & SMH

[Kennison]

damn. And I thought the roasting on Viewaskew was bad. This tops it all. I'm impressed.

[adm]

it has only begun

[Boondoc]

damn. And I thought the roasting on Viewaskew was bad. This tops it all. I'm impressed.just going to go with it huh. something else you learn from your father?

[Kennison]

I've learned that its best to just take it in the ass and not complain. Way less bruising that way.

[Boondoc]

.....

[ItsDemWayzz]

That was so gay.

And that bandana made me think of gangbanging in little rock. Those goofy wanna be crip white kids. :-/

No offense.

[adm]

Yo, nice bitch tits zach, they go well with your choir award

[Boondoc]

dude is sucking his gut in and holding his breath

[Dave?!]

I've learned that its best to just take it in the ass and not complain. Way less bruising that way.so..you like 15 year olds, and you take it in the ass?

:um:

[adm]

[legato]

I've learned that its best to just take it in the ass and not complain. Way less bruising that way.

[adm]

[It's Mere Bitches!]

i posted the link

[Mercs]

I've learned that its best to just take it in the ass and not complain. Way less bruising that way.






:nplz:

takes on an entirely different meaning...

.

[Mano Nero]

LOL

[max p]

everybodies gettin on this thread...

theres the roc

*no homo

[Aven]

If you can make it to May, I've got two tickets to a Miley Cyrus' show in Fl for you kennison. You know your girl will appreciate it.

[half amazing]

Boon with teh funny

[le ferrassie]

damn this is ruthless.

[Kennison]

It really is.

[Aven]

YOUSE GAIZ R MENE!

[Smurf]

lol

[Encideyamind]

People he leaked info...viewaskew?? Too lazy to quote, get to work

[Konichiwa Bitches]

or is it what made you a pedo?





i mean jesus christ what is she 14? 15? that's just fucking sick.



This dude in 15 years

[Billy Rob Thornton]

I've learned that its best to just take it in the ass and not complain. Way less bruising that way.

The kid has a legitimate point.


I remember seeing this porn with Belladonna and a baseball bat.


She didn't even flinch.

[Kennison]

Shes actually my sister. Dad taught us well.

[Entree]

lol

[Billy Rob Thornton]

Bkweller, you ever do that with your sister (I mean, when Huck has his back turned)?

[ItsDemWayzz]

I almost threw up again.

[Hot Pocket]

lmao @ most of the above

[Mercs]

^ A trend. I started one.that's what you took from that post?

wow.

and stop trying to steal this dude's shine. cartwheels are not needed here.

[adm]

lmao @ most of the above

Holy shit! Nipsey Russell comin out the woodwork.

[HalfKneegrow]

ROFFLES!

[Smurf]

u wearing one of those tight running bras underneath that shirt huh?

[Mgmt.]

Yo, nice bitch tits zach, they go well with your choir award



Who's the woman on the left?

LOL @ dave finding someone to pile on, nh

[HalfKneegrow]

hopefully his mom, so i can say "id demolish your moms mouth"

[Yeager]

I'm looking at her trying to figure out if she's an attractive older woman or a weathered teenager.

[HalfKneegrow]

the former..

[homer]

hopefully his mom, so i can say "id demolish your moms mouth"

LOL fucking co sign. hahaha that was exactly what i thought when i saw that pic, "kids mom would get fucked."

[Yeager]

the former..

I guess i really shouldn't say she's weathered...she just looks older than she probably is.

[HalfKneegrow]

if she's under 40 she's nowhere near tight

above, she's cool.

either way, i'd whiten her teeth, moreso.
gross.

she's badder than you.

[mangu]

yea she is kinda bad. reminds me of an older/thicker Chloe.
I'd expand all of her cheeks.

[Kennison]

Here is her myspace http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=24044703

have at it

[juschillin]

Damn@this thread. Rough start.

[mangu]

20? wow I take that back. damn u yeager.

[max p]

if she's under 40 she's nowhere near tight

above, she's cool.

either way, i'd whiten her teeth, moreso.

she's badder than you.


i'd hit this older chick man....just gimmie a 18-pack

[Lil Dewey Nough]

I still fuck...but she got those middle age arms goin on...needa tone that up..

anyone figure out how this boy found this website? That's a moment in time he'd like to get back..

[Kennison]

Actually I really don't give a fuck about all the bullshit. I just wanted someone to do something with the picture and it turned into the funniest shit I have ever read, even though most of it is about me. I can understand burning a noob, after all that's really all you can do. But it really seems like nearly everyone on here takes themselves far too seriously. But do what you will. It makes no difference to me. Being good at pwning people on message boards is about as cool as being the crusty, putrid, 3 month old placenta that Kathy Bates squeezed out of her gaping vagina after still birthing retarded Siamese twins. Almost.

[Billy Rob Thornton]

...Being good at pwning people on message boards is about as cool as being the crusty putrid 3 month old placenta that Kathy Bates squeezed out of her gaping vagina after still birthing retarded Siamese twins.

:eyebrw:

Awkward sentence.

Fix that.

I'll be back to see the results.


-Mgmt

[UniversalSoldja]

LOL @ all this.

[Boondoc]

Actually I really don't give a fuck about all the bullshit. I just wanted someone to do something with the picture and it turned into the funniest shit I have ever read, even though most of it is about me. I can understand burning a noob, after all that's really all you can do. But it really seems like nearly everyone on here takes themselves far too seriously. But do what you will. It makes no difference to me. Being good at pwning people on message boards is about as cool as being the crusty, putrid, 3 month old placenta that Kathy Bates squeezed out of her gaping vagina after still birthing retarded Siamese twins. Almost.it's not about "pwning" the noob. it's about someone coming in here and asking us to do something for them. 1. who are you? 2. why should we care? 3. do we look like something awful?

[Lil Dewey Nough]

"Being good at pwning people on message boards"


^ isn't this the very reason you started the thread...so someone here would "own" the guy in the picture, by creating something funny/humiliating involving him?

..but I ain't one to gossip..

[Kennison]

No. I don't care about the guy in the picture. I simply thought that people who were creative enough could come up with something funny to do with it. I don't have photoshop or I would have done it myself. I just didn't want that picture to go to waste. There are a myriad of things you could do with it. Someone told me there were a few people on this site that were good with that sort of thing so I gave it a shot.

[HalfKneegrow]

If jowaa has taught us nothing else, it's that one doesn't need photoshop to make a picture funny.

[Konichiwa Bitches]

But it really seems like nearly everyone on here takes themselves far too seriously. But do what you will. It makes no difference to me. Being good at pwning people on message boards is about as cool as being the crusty, putrid, 3 month old placenta that Kathy Bates squeezed out of her gaping vagina after still birthing retarded Siamese twins. Almost.

Why does every new person resort to this kind of excuse when they start getting shitted on, online?

[Kennison]

Because it's way simpler to just not give a shit than to try and fight back. I'm not stupid. I know I can't win. So why even try? What would be the point?

[Konichiwa Bitches]

To prove your E-Gangta as credible on the streets. What else? Plus, if you ether someone on some retaliatory shit, then you have that to tell your grandchildren about someday.

[Billy Rob Thornton]

Word.

[tara]

lmao @ boon

i knew i shoulda got back on last night.

[Dave?!]

hey kennison..is that your mom on the left???

i'd hit..she's a total milf

[_OMNi_]

it's not about "pwning" the noob. it's about someone coming in here and asking us to do something for them. 1. who are you? 2. why should we care? 3. do we look like something awful?

that question...

[Boondoc]

Someone told me there were a few people on this site that were good with that sort of thing so I gave it a shot.so what i'm going to need is the username of the person that told you that.

[ladyhiphop]

Please. I always wonder how people find us.

[Pulse]

HOF thread.

[adm]

so what i'm going to need is the username of the person that told you that.

It can be figured out. Let's see...He's 21, hes a showtunes singer, he's in Florida. He calls his white buddies "nigga", has only white people for friends. He's a bit of a pedophile. And gay as hell

This leads me to think he knows one of these people

21 - La Fressieesiei (sic?)

Showtunes - Somn

Florida - Zilla or Layla

Nigga - Dave

White friends - Dave

Pedo - Dave

Gay as hell - Dave

The answer is Dave

[Grand Imperial]

lol

[Kennison]

I don't call my white friends anything. If you were paying attention you would have seen that it was this fuck who used a word he shouldn't have...


:nplz:

And no she isn't my mom. But yes, she is fuckable, I already posted her myspace several hours ago.

[adm]

Whateva nigga

[ladyhiphop]

I dont know buddy

[_OMNi_]

Whateva nigga
lol

[Huck]

He's obviously friends with BK. He looks like he'd hang out with gay messicans.

[PoetryInMotion]

who used a word he shouldn't have...

lol

[tara]

I don't call my white friends anything. If you were paying attention you would have seen that it was this fuck who used a word he shouldn't have...



And no she isn't my mom. But yes, she is fuckable, I already posted her myspace several hours ago.


that fuck used the phrase.."our apartment" so..yeah. birds of a feather and all that.

also..smmfh @ posting your moms myspace.


just because something is inaccurate doesn't mean it isn't funny.

-b

[_OMNi_]

+ =

[Kennison]

lol@above

[tara]

oh shit.

[storm]

lmao, what the fuck happened here?



this better be a blood relative, because matching tats with a male "friend" is not what's hot in the streets.

[Huck]

It's like the gay(er) version of Boondocks Saints.

[adm]

I am one tatted up cat, but on your fingers? Have fun working at the gas station.

[juschillin]

It's like the gay(er) version of Boondocks Saints.

Tough to do.

[Huck]

I'm saying. But they pulled it off.

[adm]

ayo

[Dave?!]

It can be figured out. Let's see...He's 21, hes a showtunes singer, he's in Florida. He calls his white buddies "nigga", has only white people for friends. He's a bit of a pedophile. And gay as hell

This leads me to think he knows one of these people

21 - La Fressieesiei (sic?)

Showtunes - Somn

Florida - Zilla or Layla

Nigga - Dave

White friends - Dave

Pedo - Dave

Gay as hell - Dave

The answer is Dave:eyebrw: :gays:

stop that, adm.

get on your bike (with no seat) and peddle yourself to HELL! to HELL i say!




ps: i don't know this Kennison dude..so the answer is LeFrenchfagg0t

[storm]

Please tell me someone can do something funny with this picture



If you're looking for help, I can assure you we dont have photoshop. What we do have, are a very particular set of skills.
Skills we have acquired over a very long posting career. Skills that make us a nightmare for people like you.

[homer]

hahahahahahahahahahaha well played

[Grand Imperial]

well done. +1 internets. dope flick too.

[Brasil2006]

you mean your dad not your friends uncle don't you? (http://i42.tinypic.com/16kt6qo.jpg) what did he do that you want us of all people to shop his picture? he didn't love you enough as a kid did he? or maybe he loved you a litte too much ifyouknowwhatimean.

is this what turned you gay?





or is it what made you a pedo?







i mean jesus christ what is she 14? 15? that's just fucking sick.



i see your father touched your brother inappropriately also. he looks *almost* as gay as you. and boondock saints tats? smh

lastly if you're going to get a windows mobile device get a useful one.

although this thread is fucking funny.. damn boon.. u dont get out of the house much do you? jesus

lol @ everything in this thread

[Aven]

If you're looking for help, I can assure you we dont have photoshop. What we do have, are a very particular set of skills.
Skills we have acquired over a very long posting career. Skills that make us a nightmare for people like you.

Comedy.

[Yeager]

And no she isn't my mom. But yes, she is fuckable, I already posted her myspace several hours ago.

You should probably have sex with her.

[Machete]

well done, storm.

[Boondoc]

how do i already have this movie in hi-def?

[UniversalSoldja]

lmao, what the fuck happened here?



this better be a blood relative, because matching tats with a male "friend" is not what's hot in the streets.

That is a man?

[Pulse]

I don't call my white friends anything. If you were paying attention you would have seen that it was this fuck who used a word he shouldn't have...

LOL


Whateva nigga
ROFL


that fuck used the phrase.."our apartment" so..yeah. birds of a feather and all that.

also..smmfh @ posting your moms myspace.


just because something is inaccurate doesn't mean it isn't funny.

-b

ftw

[Joestest with the Mostest]

toasting in an epic bread

[tara]

shananagins..

[Charlie Hustle]

lol @ the storm post

[Bandolero]

That is a man?

you read almost dissapointed, ayo.

[mangu]

lol @ the storm post

[Crack!]

good thread

[j.r. 20k]

i think this thread is one regular vs regular brawl away from being promoted to the hall of fame.

close it out strong, you people.

[Pulse]

good thread

will read again?

[Pulse]

i think this thread is one regular vs regular brawl away from being promoted to the hall of fame.

close it out strong, you people.

shit, i said it was HOF worthy a while ago... this and the aven thread have been highly entertaining...

[max p]

*applauds*

[Konichiwa Bitches]

i think this thread is one regular vs regular brawl away from being promoted to the hall of fame.



Fuck you!!!
(my shit starting attempt)

[Joestest with the Mostest]

[Billy Rob Thornton]

Sir J Wellington?

[jean skirt]

aw damn.

[Billy Rob Thornton]

THE DINNAH PAHRTY!

[Dave?!]

someone needs to photoshop aretha's inauguration hat on Kennison's head

[Yeager]

Wow, taking it BACK!!!!

DISRESPECT THEM WELLY!!!!

Edit: fuckin' Dave...

[Billy Rob Thornton]

Kennison is the gentleman's gentleman.

[max p]

lol

[UniversalSoldja]

YES!!!

NH

Edit: Seriously though, this picture reminds me of the rap scene from Revenge of the Nerds.

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[ladyhiphop]

Kennison is the gentleman's gentleman.


lmao