Things I learned today.

[Encideyamind]

I like apple crumb cake
I'm closer to a stanger than I am most of my family. And said stranger changed my life while I wasn't waiting on them to come back.
My security guard spends most of the night sleeping.
Women love my voice on the phone so much, they'll hold for 20 minutes to continue a pointless conversation with me even though I'm a stranger.
I'm inspired by my difficult times.

[ladyhiphop]

I've already learned today that you can not be friends with an ex. Not until some major time passes by. :cool:

[Encideyamind]

Cute girls will bring you bacon if you ask nice enough.

[UniversalSoldja]

Absolutely nothing. Keepin it dumb yall!

[HalfKneegrow]

how to convert avi's to mp4's so they can play on my ipod :)

[juschillin]

I was about to ask Huck what "madat" meant, but then I realized it's supposed to be 'mad at'. I was really on some, "what word is that?" shit lol@me.

[Encideyamind]

That once you make that call to an old booty call, there is no controlling the torrent of calls to come. 15 between 12 & 2 and I wasn't even home.

[Encideyamind]

Me+haircut=mucho attencion from le females

[UniversalSoldja]

Lol

[BigVic_The Prequel]

99% of the people in the world are shorter than 6'3

[Polo]

black people have alot of problems being straight up and reasonable. I'm a straight to the point motherfucker.

[Mercs]

of all things...


by chance, i just found out that i went to highschool with one of you.


wow.

[Mercs]

did i mention... wow?

[Zilla]

where do you live again?

sushi is actually good

[Mercs]

savannah.
























well, i've lived in different countries and a few different states in the US... heh.


back in NY at the moment. the school is here.

[It's Mere Bitches!]

having a cute secretary helps move all process along swiftly

im getting so much done now that old girl has nothing to do with her day.
im gonna start making her book gigs for me next

[Brasil2006]

i get massive headaches when i haven't eaten meat for a few days.

what kind of meat.. lol

[Encideyamind]

Cute girls will bring you bacon if you ask nice enough.

I think said cute girl likes me.

[Zilla]

stored procedures for SQL server 2005
C# classes
Micro$oft Atlas Controls

[ladyhiphop]

I learned that I'm over it. COMPLETELY.


..took me long enough

[It's Mere Bitches!]

my daughter knows

[Encideyamind]

Gonna explain it to her? /assuming I know what you're talking about

[Ph4r40h]

Girls my own age aren't really attractive to me in a more-than-physical way.

That said, there's a 3rd year college student in the Physics 4 class I happen to be ST in. 4'10, thick, and willing. . . but dumb as fuck. -.-

[HalfKneegrow]

mercs, who it is?

[Encideyamind]

That runs in the family. Do hallucinogenic ones count?

[Clast]

That runs in the family. Do hallucinogenic ones count?


lol i don't think they count either, man

[Brasil2006]

red meat - as in slaughtered cow, you dumb ass.
haha its just jokes

[Mercs]

honesty.

[HalfKneegrow]

sorry i asked, you're gunna get harassed now.

[Brown&Petulant]

...that the old white dude who lived down the street slit his own throat this morning. I walk past his storefront every day.

[Bandolero]

I learnt not to listen to myself, no matter how convincing I may be

[Sheddap]

...that the old white dude who lived down the street slit his own throat this morning. I walk past his storefront every day.




daaaamn. talk about not taking the easy way out.


they sure he did it himself?

[UniversalSoldja]

How the fuck you slice your own throat?

Seppeku anyone?

[Encideyamind]

I had three lighters on me yesterday. Two in a back pocket on in a front. I have zero lighters now. I didn't go anywhere special. They are no where to be found in the house.

[Encideyamind]

I need to spend less time on the internet and less time with things like that^.

[ladyhiphop]

lighters, much like people, come and go.

[Ph4r40h]

I genuinely care about people, even if I know they don't give a fuck about me.

[ladyhiphop]

you'll get over that.

[Dave?!]

i learned that this beer i bought today...is still good at room temperature. amazing.

[Encideyamind]

I genuinely care about people, even if I know they don't give a fuck about me.


you'll get over that.

word

[It's Da BROWN, trick!]

daaaamn. talk about not taking the easy way out.


they sure he did it himself?


Yep. Dude had to be on something, tho.

[ladyhiphop]

syh at what

[Encideyamind]

My back hurts. A lot

[ladyhiphop]

Trying to fix the shit you did to your credit when you where a kid, isnt easy.

[Encideyamind]

^it is if you let me do it.

[ladyhiphop]

hmm..how would I go about doing that ?

[Encideyamind]

I have to go to my nephew's graduation in a few we can chat a lil now, or wait til later. It's simple, quick and effective.

[ladyhiphop]

OK Kay Kayyyy

Have a good time :)

[Encideyamind]

I can email you a copy of the contract until then for you to review....


n/m wheel w8

[It's Mere Bitches!]

im about to max every credit card i own

i need:
a fridge
a bedroom set
california king bed
linen
living room set
tv for the living room
washer dryer
tools to work on this garden
new fish tank
more shelves for these records
2 kid sized bedroom sets
2 queen sized beds

is it ok to cry now?

[It's Mere Bitches!]

i want my shit to last
ikea can hug nuts

[Encideyamind]

^ I was about to say, doesn't that shit just fall apart

[Encideyamind]

[It's Mere Bitches!]

it's my ego that is heavy

[HalfKneegrow]

im about to max every credit card i own

i need:
a fridge
a bedroom set
california king bed
linen
living room set
tv for the living room
washer dryer
tools to work on this garden
new fish tank
more shelves for these records
2 kid sized bedroom sets
2 queen sized beds

is it ok to cry now?
ill help you garden, pause.

...why you need two queen beds? You trynna have a Shaqbed?

[Encideyamind]

I'm too nice of a person when I'm talkin to another chick about gettin rid of a lil thing growing in her. Another chick I haven't hitchet.

[Clast]

i'm quite capable of apologizing. will i do it? hell maybe. and i want to get married and have kids.












oh shit, i just admitted i want to get married AND have kids.

[legato]

to never ever go on a road trip wit ya parents.

[It's Da BROWN, trick!]

im about to max every credit card i own

i need:
a fridge
a bedroom set
california king bed
linen
living room set
tv for the living room
washer dryer
tools to work on this garden
new fish tank
more shelves for these records
2 kid sized bedroom sets
2 queen sized beds

is it ok to cry now?


Craigslist nigga, Craigslist.

[Risse]

oh shit, i just admitted i want to get married AND have kids.
welcome. have a seat in the new members section and feel free to put your head between your knees to avoid vomiting.

on a similar note.
i've been smacked with the realization today that I now know wtf people mean when they say they can't live without someone.

I have to go to work tomorrow, if i don't, i'll turn uber sappy n shit. fuck...that.

[Clast]

welcome. have a seat in the new members section and feel free to put your head between your knees to avoid vomiting.

on a similar note.
i've been smacked with the realization today that I now know wtf people mean when they say they can't live without someone.

I have to go to work tomorrow, if i don't, i'll turn uber sappy n shit. fuck...that.

*pointing.laughing.pointing and laughing. calling our mutual acquaintances *ESPECIALLY tay...mmmm tay* and telling them to point and laugh*

[Risse]

*pointing.laughing.pointing and laughing. calling our mutual acquaintances *ESPECIALLY tay...mmmm tay* and telling them to point and laugh*
lmao. You should have heard her reaction to the shit. She still doesnt buy it.
Majority of the family didnt believe I was serious about homie until we passed the year mark. I must have been giving off one hell of a "fuck committments" vibe because noone believed I would stick around. that's some shit yo and im slightly offended.

[ladyhiphop]

that it was all a pack uh lieeeeeeees

[Clast]

lmao. You should have heard her reaction to the shit. She still doesnt buy it.
Majority of the family didnt believe I was serious about homie until we passed the year mark. I must have been giving off one hell of a "fuck committments" vibe because noone believed I would stick around. that's some shit yo and im slightly offended.

i'm sayin. will you be the godmother of me and tay's 18 kids? they will all be named after apple related products. Apple Pie S., Apple Juice S., Apple Fritter S., Apple Dumpling S.

see how convenient my last initial makes everything?

[Pulse]

i hate what women say.


i don't hate women, i just hate it when they speak.

[It's Mere Bitches!]

Craigslist nigga, Craigslist.
noted

[It's Mere Bitches!]

ill help you garden, pause.

...why you need two queen beds? You trynna have a Shaqbed?
for my daughter's room when she visits
for her son ... flame me, yea i know

[HalfKneegrow]

As long as you don't mean your daughters son i won't 'flame.' pause.

[It's Mere Bitches!]

ya i saw that coming [paws]

[HalfKneegrow]

She's like 14. That shit is crazy.

[It's Mere Bitches!]

who ... wha?

lol my daughter is 7 [8 next week]

i mean home girls son
if she moves with me

[HalfKneegrow]

no, i know what you meant.

I'm just saying, your daughters like 14. Which i know she isnt. Just crazy cause she was like 3 last week. ...gettin old. :(

[Mercs]

some people just don't get it.

[Encideyamind]

Cute girls will bring you bacon if you ask nice enough.

I so fucked that up.





Some of you impress me with your intelligence.

[ladyhiphop]

I logged onto my ex's facebook & learned alot. I am not sitting in the GSU main library pissed as fuck.

[Dave?!]

i learned that layla logged on to her ex's facebook.

next i'd like to learn..what the fuck is a facebook?

[Clast]

i learned that layla BETTER place a fucking phone call within the next 3 days or i'm going to Ga to stomp a mudhole in her ass.

[Dave?!]

i just learned that eyan wants to have phone sex with layla..badly :D

[Encideyamind]

Phone sex is a waste of time, but I've had at least three women "participate" w/o my direct involvement.

[ladyhiphop]

i learned that layla BETTER place a fucking phone call within the next 3 days or i'm going to Ga to stomp a mudhole in her ass.

I will call tonight, I pinky promise.



edit:


I also learned today that I should have kept my "hacking" of my mans account to muhself. Dude is PISSEDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[Dave?!]

yea..wtf is wrong with you? he's your EX..why the fuck are you fucking with his facebook?

AND WHAT THE FUCK IS A FACEBOOK?

[ladyhiphop]

long story about the first thing, bottom line is, I'm nosey.

facebook is like myspace for people in school.

[Encideyamind]

I also learned today that I should have kept my "hacking" of my mans account to muhself. Dude is PISSEDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

you should never go looking for shit you don't want to find. And never should you confront the person about finding said shit you shouldn't have been looking for in the first place.

[Dave?!]

wrd^^ i'm sayin

but she just said she's a nosey little bitch..so

[ladyhiphop]

well my friend, that is what I learned today.

[Dave?!]

lol

[Encideyamind]

^ditto


Dave you don't like sharing music do you? I want to sample some of you blues collection.

[HalfKneegrow]

I logged onto my ex's facebook & learned alot. I am not sitting in the GSU main library pissed as fuck.


I also learned today that I should have kept my "hacking" of my mans account to muhself. Dude is PISSEDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
..?

[Dave?!]

^ditto


Dave you don't like sharing music do you? I want to sample some of you blues collection.i'll give you a few names...you can do some research

1) howlin wolf
2) robert johnson
3) willie dixon
4) magic sam
5) sonny terry & brownie mcghee
6) john lee hooker
7) stevie ray vaughan

[Encideyamind]

Getting paid in cash is lovely.